Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Wanted

Music Nerd - Animal Adorer - Tree Hugger - Joker - Cake Enthusiast - Non-Smoker - Tea Drinker - Soft Kisser - Ass Slapper - Book Reader - Veggie Eater - Smirk Wearer - Cinema Goer - Big Spoon - Hand Holder - Hair Puller - Fire Starter - Tent Erector - Boat Sailer - Wildflower Picker - Star Gazer - Cartoon Watcher - Midnight Snacker - Bed Maker - Big Dreamer - Flawed Character - Imperfectly Perfect - George Harrison Admirer - Flower Sniffer - Sensitive Soul - Coverse Shoe Wearer - Love Giver - Nature Nut - Big-Picture Believer - World Traveller - Silly Dancer - Hopeless Romantic - Sweet-Nothing Whisperer - Poetry Partisan - Moment Seizer - Patient Lover - Mystery Reveler - Gentle Being - Quiet Thinker - Front Porch Sitter - Equal Rights Supporter - Peaceful Warrior - Shower Singer - Rainstorm Walker - Night Owl - Road Trip Taker - Truth Seeker - Rainbow Chaser - Four Leaf Clover Finder - Puzzle Solver - Gaming Geek - Hermit At Heart - Food Sharer - Hand Holder - Back Massager - Future Planner - Great Escaper - Back Washer - Best Friend - Lifetime Lover

Apply within.



Long haired freaks welcome. 

16 comments:

Noelle Pierce said...

I'm here, love. Except for the Tree hugger bit. And the fire starter. And tent erector. And boat sailor. And bed maker. And Converse shoe wearer (though I can be persuaded in that one). And I'm more a nature appreciator from within a climate-controlled setting than a "nut."

BUT, I'm definitely imperfectly perfect. That counts for something, right?

Rob Zimmermann said...

Ok, read it...making a clone of myself now. Adding a little "Cinema Goer" in there since I'm not a fan of that. The rest applies :)Sending him your way in about a week.

Tyson said...

@ Noelle - The Imperfectly Perfect is the key. ;)

@ Rob - A week? Well, I've waited four lifetimes, so I can wait one more week, I suppose.

Rob Zimmermann said...

I'm hoping on a week. I'm paying my top mad scientists top dollar for this to happen. Who wouldn't want another me roaming the Earth...wait this might be a bad idea. Some people can't handle one of me. Haha.

Tyson said...

Could you imagine more than one of me? Terrifying. O_o

Tyson said...

Could you imagine more than one of me? Terrifying. O_o

Rob Zimmermann said...

Terrifying or just what the world needs. Depends on how you look at it. I think there needs to be more people like us cool cats. We'd clone your puppy and kitty too. They're cool people.

wishywash27 said...

LOL! Good list! I should make one of these...how are we to get what we want if we aren't specific in our demands?

Greg Edwards said...

Sorry. Taken.

Tyson said...

@WishyWashy - Demands? Heck, I'd take one or two of these qualities. But this is what they are in for if they submit their resume. :D

@Greg - Most are.

Rob Zimmermann said...

Yea, that's why I'm trying to clone myself. Since I'm taken, why not have another of me who isn't make someone happy :)

Hulk Savage said...

I am not a beautiful and unique snowflake.

John said...

Yeah, I tick most of those boxes.

Anonymous said...

Tyson:
You forgot to write Nobel Prize winner in your list of admirable qualities.

Tyson said...

So I did...

Anonymous said...

When I was hunting for a mate Tyson, Cash Provider, and Dishwasher were at the top of my list.
There are two things I have trouble bringing to a relationship.
A full wallet, and the maintainance of a clean kitchen.
I'm thankful I found my heroine.